Bill and Marge Moran
Strengths
- Experienced at babysitting, willing to do so for free
- Not afraid to contribute financially to their son’s arbitrary and self-indulgent running goals
- Passed on whatever gene it is that gives someone the ability to run slowly for long periods of time
Weaknesses
- Bill’s bike riding along marathon route: 75% encouragement, 25% constant reminder that there are easier way to cover 26.2 miles
- Given a choice between sleeping in or watching a marathon, Marge will choose not to watch a marathon
- Once went to Hawaii by themselves, trip didn’t even coincide with a marathon
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