Syracuse Visor

RIP (2001 – 2017)

Strengths

• Reminds me where I went to college
• Keeps sweat out of eyes
• Provides the calming, irrational confidence one expects of a completely illogical good-luck charm

Weaknesses

• Actually an inanimate object
• Kind of, maybe, falling apart…a little
• Questionable odor

Final Stats

• 16 years
• 55 marathons
• 38 states, 3 countries, 2 continents

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